Profound Sarcasm

that are killing me the most. I quit smoking a little over 1 week ago and the headaches are killing ME! I also have those moments where I feel like I’ve been in a fucking marathon and my body is about to give out. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?! It sucks!

Quitting was the easy part, it’s the staying quit that’s tough. However, I haven’t cheated, splurged or had a moment of weakness yet. I have had those impure thoughts of lighting up, but keeping myself away from friends and family who do it has helped immensely. My husband quit too so that makes it even easier. I’ve been eating tons of sugar free candy. I hope I don’t turn into the size of my house!

OMFG! I was doing some blog hopping today and found the scariest fucking picture I’ve ever seen in my life!

Yes people, that’s Carrot Top and it’s not a photoshopped image. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves about this scary shit!

It’s fucking COLD here! This afternoon when I took a short nap before going to work it was 78 degrees, my air conditioner had kicked on and the sun was partially out. When I woke up an hour later it was 43 degrees, windy and raining. As I’m writing this it’s 32 degrees with a wind chill of 27. That’s fucking cold for the Southeast Texas Gulf. I LOVE it! :lol_tb:

I updated my Wordpress shit tonight. If you notice anything wonky or fucked up just let me know. I know 2.0.5 doesn’t like SlimStat so it’s been ditched. I’ll survive.

I know I haven’t been blogging much, but I honestly haven’t had much to say. It’s that time of year where shit gets hectic around here and I ain’t got time for fucking off. :help_tb:

What has happened to the female population these days? It’s starting to seem like a large percentage of them are blithering idiots when it comes to sex, children and birth control.
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